The mystery celebrity who suffered an unfortunate dumping of ‘Ozempic-induced diarrhea’ on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop branded bed sheets before fleeing has been revealed.
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The internet was last week sent into madness when it was claimed the Goop founder, 51, was forced to clean up a mystery socialite’s looseness of bowels blunder at a party hosted by the star in Long Island’s celebrity enclave.
Mystery has since surrounded the name of the A-lister culprit whose taking of the controversial Hollywood weight loss drug led them to flee to New York and hide in humiliation.
A mystery celebrity who landed an unfortunate dump of ‘Ozempic-induced diarrhea’ on Gwyneth Paltrow’s bed at her party and fleeing the scene has been named. Picture: Jason Merritt/Getty Images
The Daily Mail has revealed the unfortunate party guest was in fact 42-year-old TV personality and socialite Derek Blasberg, described as “one of showbiz’s most well-connected men”.
Yet insiders told the publication Blasberg allegedly lied and it was not Ozempic which caused the pooping scandal to occur – a scapegoat story designed as a mere cover up.
“It’s not Ozempic, that’s just what he told everyone,” they said.
The insider also revealed Paltrow told “Oprah, Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld and Larry David” about the mess which was how news of the disgrace quickly spread from their celebrity studded circle into the media.
“It’s shocking how many people know this story and how he has managed to keep it out of The Post… probably via his best friend [socialite Dasha Zhukova]”.
Notice of the big mishap was first splashed across pages of a weekly gossip newsletter called Popb***h, as a blind item last week.
Blasberg was revealed to be the man responsible for ruining the bed sheets in Gwyneth Paltrow’s home. Picture: Amy Sussman/Getty Images
“The story goes that a recent houseguest of Gwynnie’s catastrophically s**t themselves in bed while staying there, then fled back to the city before they had to face the music,” it read.
“Ozempic-induced diarrhoea is becoming a very hot topic of conversation between hosts there — because so many of their guests are using it,” the recent blind item claimed.
“So expect laundrettes to be fully booked from July 4.”
Blasberg is well acquainted with Paltrow and previously spent time at her five-bedroom Long Island home where she hosted her 2018 wedding to TV director Brad Falchuk.
The fashion industry maven in 2022 then posted a snap of himself and the Goop empire owner celebrating her 50th birthday at the grand property.
His recent and unfortunate pooping debacle has however seemed to stain his personal image as fans made a mockery of his messy blunder on X.
“They’re really giving Derek Blasberg a bunch of sh*t. If I know Derek, he doesn’t give a crap and will just flush this episode away,” one person said.
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“Not to be immature but it’s taking everything in me not to shout from the rooftops that Derek Blasberg sh*t himself in Goop’s bed,” said another.
A third person said “well we all knew Derek Blasberg was full of sh*t anyways”
“RIP to those GOOP bed linens!”.
Ozempic (semaglutide) is a prescription drug used in people with type 2 diabetes and is administered as an injection under the skin.
It rose to prominence due to its weight loss effect by mimicking GLP-1, a hormone made naturally in the body helping to slow the passage of food through the stomach, making people feel less hungry.
The drug’s label warns common side effects include constipation, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain.