Monday, December 23, 2024

Oregon Has Released A New Crazy Basketball Court Design, But Animal Experts Are Saying They Used Geese Instead Of Ducks

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So Oregon released their new basketball court design yesterday and let me start by saying this: what a huge upgrade from what they played on last year.

That is flat out disgusting and whoever came up with it should have been immediately fired. But now that Oregon is coming to the big leagues of the Big 10, they had to improve their playing surface, and while I’m more of a traditional basketball court kind of guy, I do think it’s pretty cool. Some schools are able to use their brand and their product to attract recruits and fans, others have to use fancy designs and bright colors on their basketball courts. 

And at first, the general consensus around the internet was that this was a pretty good design…..until the controversy hit. People are accusing the Oregon Ducks of using GEESE on their court.

Look I don’t know the difference between the two, but I could see where that animal on the court has a much longer neck than the ducks I grew up playing in the bathtub with. Animal experts have chimed in with agreement:

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OH NO. I guess there’s only two options for Oregon now: admit the mistake, pay up the money, and fix the court. Or change your name to the Oregon Geese.

Welcome to the Big 10, you dummies!

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