Ranking every NFL team’s alternate helmet, from Eagles’ Kelly green to Packers’ lack of imagination

The Chiefs have barely changed their uniforms in the last six decades. They’re not about to mess with helmets.

Mark Davis’ leadership leaves much to be desired, but he’s smart enough to know not to mess with his franchise’s iconic look.

The Niners have worn the same helmet design for 61 years now.

A bad look made worse by the fact it’s only ever been worn with the team’s way-too-orange alternate jerseys. Facing the Bears in these would be like being slowly suffocated under a pile of neglected Halloween decorations.

Look, any attempt to futurize the Packers’ classic “G” is going to be met with scorn and resistance. This is a franchise that looks back to its roots rather than the years to come. Unless we’re talking about drafting quarterbacks.

If nothing else, these are better than the doo-doo brown the team’s previously worn with its otherwise great throwbacks.

The Jaguars have resisted the temptation to introduce a new alternate since the league’s rules on helmets was changed before the 2022 season. Which is wild considering just how many uniform variants they’ve had the past decade. They haven’t worn these since 2017, when they were the team’s primary hats.

So that makes their inclusion here a bit of a cheat. Due to this circumstance, excuses them from last place even though Jacksonville once considered this a good idea:

A simple look would have worked here. Or maybe even just matching the facemask to the yellow in the numbers. Instead, there’s just slightly too much going on for this to be a great look, whether that’s the white panel over the visor, the “W” in the front or the bars toward the back.

Most throwbacks default to a simpler design than the current kits. Not these. Why is the Lion so long?

The beauty of the Saints’ immaculate uniforms is their simplicity. I’m not sure why they felt this helmet needed a thick gold stripe of tinier fleur-de-lis down the center of the helmet, especially when they just look like polka dots or misplaced mesh from anywhere beyond three feet away.

Back around the advent of the forward pass, it was both cool and easy to make football helmets look like giant eyelashes. These aren’t bad, but they are vastly inferior to the underlined “GIANTS” or “NY” that New York could wear instead. The Giants swapped out incredible 80s throwbacks to look like the University of Michigan and the Montreal Canadiens had a regretful hookup one night.

The helmets were not the problem with the Indiana Nights theme. Ripping off an idea from Tom Petty’s eighth-best song and chopping up some of the league’s best home uniforms was.

The back-U throwback is roughly as boring as an *actual* Indiana night.

I had to go back to 2011 for this, which stretches the reach of the “recently worn” rule but doesn’t break it. Pittsburgh wore yellow helmets early in its existence and into the 1960s. This still feels wrong, however.

It’s a little basic, but it works as part of a blackout kit.

It’s minimalist, but it works. And Carolina is 2-0 while wearing it and 7-25 without it since its inception. You can’t argue with results.

The Ravens don’t change things up often, and a purple helmet is a big switch. The gold stripes down the middle are a nice touch. I’m nonplussed by the front-facing raven, however. It looks like he just told a joke and is waiting for you to laugh.

The Texans are dropping two new alternate helmets on the NFL in 2024 and had worn a red variant each of the last two seasons. It’s still too early to say what they’ll look like in action, but a reflective helmet is a nice, if distinctly college football, touch and the addition of powder blue is a welcome tribute to the Oilers’ old, beautiful uniforms. This lands in the middle of the list until we get a good look at each.

The inverse of the team’s normal helmets is basic, but clean. On its own this alternate helmet isn’t much, but paired with white uniforms the contrast of the brown and orange striping stands out nicely.

Buffalo hasn’t worn these since 2021. They were a convenient throwback during the stretch where teams could only use one primary helmet, since all it took to make this work was swapping out a logo. But now that NFL rules have relaxed, it’s time to bring back the Jim Kelly reds that defined the team’s dominant run through the AFC in the 1990s.

Dallas traded in silver for white with these alternates, which pay tribute to the team’s special Thanksgiving kits. It’s not a major difference, but it’s a nice enough change of pace for a team that typically sticks to tradition.

These will have to do until we get the proper, light blue throwbacks we richly deserve. We’ve also got a white alternate with the team’s current logo, which is fine… just not the vastly superior Orange Crush block D.

The Chargers have two variants. The first is a minor touch matching the outline of their lightning bolt to dark blue alternate jerseys. Their blackout kit goes a bit further, with a black bolt outlined in yellow. It’s a step down from the team’s immaculate regular helmets, but still pretty cool.

These throwbacks haven’t re-appeared since the team’s 2020 redesign into bone-colored home jerseys and Fruit Roll-up numbers. That’s a shame, because these 1960s/early-1970s throwbacks are a nice, soft change from the team’s typical yellow horns.

New York has rocked a black alternate the last two seasons. This year, it’ll get a fresh logo as the team returns to its 1970s/1980s “Jets” wordmark. The Sack Exchange logo is a personal favorite, so this gets high marks in ways I can’t fully describe. The back-shadowed “NY” tab above the facemask is a little out of place, however.

Cincinnati’s Sigfried and Roy look is only a few years away from outgrowing that joke. At which point, we’ll be able to enjoy these alternate helmets without smirking irony. Which is great, because they’re very good.

Granted, the uniform as a whole looks like a fancy tin of breath mints. But Minnesota’s connections to snow and the color purple, along with the gentle, clean touches on the helmet, make this work.

This is a very minimal alternate — one that could be worn even when the league limited teams to one base design. But the old logos are superior to the primary, streamlined dolphin in every way. Look at his little helmet! Wait, why is he wearing a different helmet than the rest of the team? Is this an unaffiliated dolphin?

It’s basically a middle finger to the city of Houston, but you can’t deny how sharp these look.

On their own? These are pretty nice. Pair them with the blue alternate jerseys, however, and you’re looking at magic.

Hideous and beautiful. Bucco Bruce is the duality of humankind.

Beautiful color, perfect throwback. This should be the primary, not the alternate.

On it’s own? This is a great helmet. But put it on top of a black jersey with red highlights? Now it’s an icon.

A beautiful, goofy logo for a team that largely couldn’t get out of its own way while wearing it. These aren’t a throwback to an era of success; New England only started winning Super Bowls after the flying Elvis arrived. But given the way 2023 turned out, that’s fitting.